Mountain dew fag

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.

Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.

by Fuckfuckassshit May 21, 2018

mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Rocky Mountain Dew

An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.

My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.

by REhill92 June 5, 2013

Mountain Dew Creampie

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.

Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

by Pussymoneyneed October 25, 2019

mountain dew bloat

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

by :: GMEB :: June 11, 2006

Scat Man Dew

The act of a man defecating on a woman's breast and then urinating on the feces.

John gave Melissa a real hot steamy scat man dew last night while she was sleeping.

by PSDeco August 1, 2011

smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

by Me March 24, 2005