deuce deuce

(noun)

An gang abbreviation for a .22 caliber handgun. Made popular thanks to N.W.A.

JB was trying to steal my alpine. I chased after him to ask for a truce but he pulls out a deuce deuce. But that sucker didn't know I had a 12 gauge one sucker dead, LA times front page

by AcrPwnsU October 22, 2015

Deuce Up

Grabbing two beers/cocktails instead of just one to avoid a second trip to the bar/fridge. Usually occurs once you've reached the level of being buzzed and are thus, drinking more quickly.

Hey bro my beer is empty, I'm gonna go deuce up.

by EngineeredSelf January 2, 2011

Deuce of nods on the back seat

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"

"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."

by hels bels July 21, 2006

Deuce Deuce Mafia

Group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck) Yo, Jesse where you goin'?
(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!

by Bobbblett July 22, 2006

deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 21, 2004

deuce me

To get deuced by your friend. Get 2nd's off a bitch. Followed by Treyce and Box. Passing on an R-Beata to your boys.

Ace, Deuce, Treyce, Box
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.

"Ayo deuce me on dat r-beata when you done cuhz"

by DannyBizzle October 23, 2007

Deuce Digits

When one fingers his/her asshole, then runs out without cleaning their hands. Usually occurs during sporting events or when the victim is late for a meeting.

"Hey Bill, Marsha has some deuce digits!" Complained Roy. "Yeah, she likes to finger her asshole when she's stuck in traffic." Replied Bill.

by Big Rex 3000 October 5, 2003