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Destiny-Quest 

When a nerd is trying to lose his/her virginity.
"Where's Simon?"
"Ohh, he is off on his destiny-quest..."
Destiny-Quest by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Destiny's spear 

Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.

My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.

The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,

without effort, my words start rhyming.

All this is coming off the top of my head,

there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.

I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit

and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.

He is a RAM with his horns entangled

wondering how his life got so mangled.

He does not complain and has no fear

because my spirit is always near.

My mother Mary taught him the Bible,

and our ancestry has always been Tribal.

When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,

God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.

Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,

and destiny's spear has a broken tip.

Destiny Cloudfist 

destiny cloudfist combo: n. An overwhelming desire to facepalm and roflmao simultaneously.

Originated from HuskyStarcraft on youtube, it was used to describe the terran's 1-1-1 build.
After Dylan wasn't invited to a party at his own house, I performed a destiny cloudfist combo.

destiny addict 

Someone who is obsessed with playing the game destiny and has been brainwashed by bungee to spend $150 on preordering destiny 2
"Look at that kid in the corner playing destiny, he is such a destiny addict.

Destiny Hope Cyrus 

The epitome of an ironic name.

While Destiny Hope does sound wholesome, the actual young starlet herself is in fact a gargantuan whore. Her fans consist of young, naive 10 year olds -give or take- who all think that their job is to defend such slutty behavior.

Destiny Hope's talent is mediocre at best -and that's putting it lightly. Her acting is non-believable, her singing is disgustingly awful, and all she's truly left with is a slightly decent appearance.

The reason for her lucky fame and success is solely due to what her TV show, Hannah Montana, is based on. A pop singing sensation. It was a brilliant money-making idea, and some day the slutty bitch will throw it all away for alcohol, cocaine, and a crack baby.
12 year old moron: Miley Cyrus is such a good role model! I look up to her! Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus!!! How can you say she's going to be the next Britney Spears?!!

Person with slightly more intellect: Aside from her attempt to be sexy at the Teenage choice awards, raunchy photos and slutty vibe...

Actually, that pretty much sums it up.

destiny tiger

A woman who folds her thigh high sock so she can look cool. Aand also desperatly wants to be noticed by senpai so she pours mini kit kats on her head.
Notice me Senpai. Is said by a wild destiny tiger in her naturale habitat. (The awkwardness of her room)