When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 07, 2017
When you summon your pet eagle, and use galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and extension screws borrowed from your aunt to transform a coffin room into a liveable space or the last bedroom in your house to fit 1 billion kids your wife accidentally had. Usually involves the storing of out of season quilts and a projector screen to watch Korean drama.
"After saving up millions of dollars, Little John was able to afford a coffin room in Shanghai, and fixed its interior design using galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers to build a sturdy bed frame..."
by MaxM40 May 31, 2024
by Allie Einstein September 16, 2019
"We should cover the galvanized square steel with eco Friendly wood veneer. I love using a specific type of steel and a specific type of wood veneer to expand my home! Thanks to home design (the account)!"
by Stars made of galvanized steel June 03, 2024
Ripex Designs is a Canadian designer headquartered in Ontario. The designer makes gaming graphics for organizations and competitive players of the "Fortnite" game. Ripex Designs also has a large design discord server, which pushes designers to be innovative and work harder. Ripex Designs is also noted for releasing background packs for each season of "Fortnite" during the period of chapter 4.
by Pandora the explora September 17, 2023
a horrifically repulsive system architecture design made by Momin Jafri for CSS370 from the University of Washington. used notably for HealthyMe app
by Stryx_ May 31, 2023
The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.
by feathersonaflume November 15, 2014