Donkey Kong Wrap

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.

Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!

by Anal Safari August 24, 2009

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

donkey tongue

When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.

You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.

by K-Pa March 4, 2005

Donkey Shit

Any film created by Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer

Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, were all pieces of donkey shit, and Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer should be shit on by donkey's for having created them.

by Nick Den October 20, 2008

donkey beatdown

in an orgy, when all the dudes donkey punch one chick at the same time

your girl is mad at us because we gave her a donkey beatdown last night

by masterbrad August 17, 2010

Donkey kong krush

When ur playing Mario kart and u take a shit on the controller and then smack someone In the face with ur cock

Yo I'm gonna donkey kong krush you in the nutsack!

by Garfield_pussy February 17, 2014

donkey teeth

Someone who's teeth are overly large and all different sizes

I heard David shagged old donkey teeth , she blew him off to, I heard her teeth cut his knob up and there was blood everywhere

by mitch00uk April 17, 2015