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David “Diddy” 

An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.
David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer

Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung

David, wake up there are customers that need to be served

David…??? (Laughter erupts)

Damn I could do with some Diddy willy

You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life

No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream

David are you sleeping (in indian)

Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
David “Diddy” by Jamol tech tips December 28, 2022

Yuga Fuga Diddy Did 

A broad definition used to characterize the phenotype of above water "flower like" fresh water "red marine algae species" white male orchids haven't developed a lexicon for on friday afternoons.
Thats the loveliest Yuga Fuga Diddy Did I've never seen before.
this is for somebody who's name begins with a K and they are a bit of a rapper wannabe. Another thing to call them would be K-Did or K-diddles if you really want.
"heyy K-Diddy you recorded that new colab yet man?"
K-Diddy by emiliee July 9, 2009

pimp diddy 

A short Italian Corperal in the Ontario Regiment. He could'nt get laid for a long time, then all of a sudden he had bitches coming out his ass. He also makes alot of references to screwing other people's mothers.
I was out in the field one time, having a smoke, when Pimp Diddy came out of the bush covered in blood. When I asked what happened, he said he just got done fucking my mom and she had her period all over him. True Story.
pimp diddy by ArmyDave October 5, 2006

Riddy diddy dacky 

Ridiculous, esp. in the way in which ordinary everyday events tend to blow your mind.
These pancakes are riddy diddy dacky.
Riddy diddy dacky by adrianj April 28, 2010

pip pip the diddy do 

the act of one watchng tv and the other kissing a window.
and maybe afterwards we can....you know...pip pip the diddy do
pip pip the diddy do by glowfella October 14, 2017