Cuban Spitroast

When two Cuban men nail the same dude from opposite ends, making him look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in Hawaii. The spit has to be continuously turned for the next 7 hours. Turned by hand, at a rate of about 15 revolutions per minute.

Brett went to Miami for a stag and disappeared for most of the night. Upon his return, he was walking real funny and had a cocksucker's cramp. As he burst into tears, he wailed out, "They stayed all night, taking turns, turning the spit. I can definitely say that being on the receiving end of a Cuban Spitroast was not the most fun activity in the world.

by Fat Tito February 5, 2020

Midnight Cuban

A dark skinned dude's (usually of african descent) penis.

Don't be lookin at my Midnight Cuban chica unless you gonna dance wit it biyatch!

by The Real Gingerbread Man May 5, 2007

spicy cuban

A sexual act in which the male performs cunnilingus on a female while having a mouth full of spicy Hispanic cuisine. Popular within the region of central and South America

Yo, this Guatemalan chick asked me for a spicy Cuban, how could I refuse!?

by Ratsolla March 22, 2017

cuban sandwich

Whens two girls fugg all over you

nice a cuban sandwich

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.

While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.

by Mung August 2, 2003

Cuban Cigar Burn

A cuban cigar burn is an exotic sex move when a man ejaculates on anothers arm, and not cleaning it off, making an unusual rash on it.

I just gave her a cuban cigar burn.

by swagina December 18, 2012

cubana

a potent blend of marijuana from Cuba, and commonly laced with PCP (called hydro, or wet)

feelin so high, wit hydro in the cubana

by Jay April 25, 2004