council rock

One of the top school districts in Pa, not to mention the richest. Here you'll find a plethora of Mercedes and BMWs parked in the high school parking lot, and, I kid you not, some of them hottest looking kids in Pa, who live in huge houses, score ridiculously high on the SATs, take pricey vacations, don't ever have to get jobs cause their parents pay for everything, and who go on to be the richest and most successful people among their competition. We're naturally smart and undeniably well dressed. If you meet an even slightly stuck up person, you can pretty much better they're from Council Rock. We're sexy, rich, conceited snobs and we're fucking proud of it. We are CR.

Council Rock School District

by EGS March 31, 2005

Parents Television Council

Gays in denial

Hey, have you heard about the Parents Television Council?

Yeah, they hate on shows with sexual themes because even though they don't have any children at all. They're just gays in denial and hate being reminded of it.

by Classic_For_Real December 20, 2010

Crunchbite

The great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to Fluffy: The alien that only loves.

Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite".

Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name.

Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---.

Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit!

Crunchbite: blarg!

by [e-mail] November 26, 2006

Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015

Ice Cruncher

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth

Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.

by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009

Council Gold

A particularly garish yellow-gold jewellery favoured by chavs, pikeys and viewers of The Jeremy Kyle Show - thick hooped earrings, sovereign rings and tongue studs in particular. See the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos.

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "See that girl pushing that pram, eating a box of KFC, with her fat belly sticking out and tattooes everywhere...."

Middle class university student 2 on bus: "Yup"

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "Bet her clit's pierced with council gold.."

by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

1) The taste you can see!

2)Cereal which kids eat (or grownups who haven't grown very much)

1) What types of tastes can you see? CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

2)The other day my kids ate cinnamon toast crunch. I did too.

by Mew9000!!! November 20, 2009