Wood Chipper

The same as a woodchipper.

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.

Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"

by Clarediette February 28, 2010

crapper dick

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

crapper

Synonym for asshole, esp. in sexual context.

Take my big uncut dick up your crapper.

by The Crappresses July 16, 2011

cripped

TO STAY ON A WATCH-OUT FOR BOGUS PEOPLE.

TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT'S REAL AND FAKE.
OR BETWEEN WHO'S REAL OR FAKE.
TO BE OBSERVANT AND CAREFUL.

I STAY CRIPPED TONIGHT.

by BO$$Y January 25, 2010

waffle crapper

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

by Body Pillow December 12, 2004

Chippers

Cash Money

You Got any Chippers?

by SmackAhoe July 24, 2003

Chipper

Some weird mood choice on LiveJournal that nobody really understands until they look it up.

Hmm, how am I feeling today? ...Chipper...? Whatthefuck is Chipper? Haha oh well it sounds cool I'ma choose that.

...That's right I just said "I'ma".

by Sarah G November 26, 2004