creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

by creaming March 24, 2010

queen of cream

A term for a sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate women, esp. in the areas of taking penises' hot wads in her mouth.

Don't worry about making a commitment to her, she's just the queen of cream.

by Wookiestick November 14, 2003

cherry cream pie

A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.

Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.

by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006

cream my panties

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.

"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"

by Mary nguyen January 13, 2008

ass ice cream cone

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

by NeenaNika September 2, 2008

cream and crimson

Also called C&C, a delicious alcoholic shot named after the school colors of Indiana University. It can be found in 3 forms:

1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream & 1/2 UV Red
1/2 Milk & 1/2 Tabasco Sauce
1/2 Semen & 1/2 Blood

It's best served in a group with CCR involved. Perfect for all occasions.

IU only lost to Northwestern by 22, let's do a round of cream and crimsons!

Dude, didn't we do cream and crimsons when we beat Purdue by 11?

It's a drink for all occasions! It's George Michael!

by Yosuckmydickdad March 15, 2011

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011