Taxi crabs

The itchy, scratchy feeling after exiting a dirty taxi cab.

I can't stop scratching my legs after getting out of that dirty taxi cab. I think I caught taxi crabs!

by Habeeb-Gebbys August 13, 2010

Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.

Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.

by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011

capstone

A piece of shit project created to torture children into graduating.

That fucking capstone project made me die inside...

by Legs McCool June 11, 2006

bottle caps

1. the top of a glass bottle.. that holds it closed.. made of metal...sometimes collected... or worn on belts or hats.

2. a candy; shaped like a cap of a bottle...tastes like... "soda". it comes is several different flavors, cherry, orange, root beer, "cola",and grape. a very delicios candy..

1. -idiot #1- hey look at that emo kid wearing bottle caps on his belt!

-idiot #2-hahaha what a noob! oh wait... i have one too.

2. -death- hey kassie after i take these people on my list today wanna grab some bottle caps?

-kassie- ohh yes *licks lips* they're so erotic... i mean... magically delicious mmm.

by Poot Gremlin..of DOOM July 16, 2006

Chaps my ass

When something/someone extremly annoys you; aggrovates; consistant blunder that affects you from another sorce

Bob kept fucking up the project at work - he really chaps my ass!!

by Xayveor August 26, 2007

chaps

Every Harley rider knows that chaps are leather legs that protect in a crash and in cooler weather help you to keep warm. Rodeo chaps use them too. uhh uhh.

Ohh, it's cold today. We had better put on our chaps today before we ride.

by Dougo April 5, 2004

caps abuse

when someone types or writes in capitals either by accident or on purpose.

this is very common in instant messengers where someone will accidently have caps lock on and then type or accidently press the caps lock button on mid sentence. It looks very annoying and signifys that they constantly shout.

Example 1: what you doiNG LATER ON?
example 2: OKAY I DONT MIND
example 3: I DoNt TyPe WiTh CaPs AbUsE

by Geon106 June 6, 2007