clamfill

A pussy that smells like a dumpster full of crabs in August (like a landfill).

Damn, I hooked up with Mary last night, but I had to bail early because she's got a clamfill.

by MemorialStadium November 13, 2011

craftal meth

the addiction you experience from playing Starcraft or World of Warcraft

"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."

by jessplaysuke October 2, 2011

CAMF

Classy Ass Mother Fucker

"Oh look at that chick, she is so CAMF"

by erklover August 4, 2012

craftsterbating

Pinning multitudes of craft tutorials and projects to boards on Pinterest.com with no intention of ever making anything.

I'm craftsterbating so hard today — Martha Stewart AND Design Sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that I SO am going to make someday.

by thechimes December 17, 2012

CAMFAS

Acronym, stands for Cool Ass Mother Fucker And Shit.

(Upon seeing one of your boys), Wuts up CAMFAS?!

by THICKTRICK January 5, 2014

crafthead

someone who plays minecraft for an extended period of time. This term is a portmanteau of "craft" (minecraft) and "Crackhead", denoting the addictive properties of the game minecraft.

I am a crafthead, and i'm proud of it. No wonder Microsoft wanted in on the minecraft and ported it to xbox 360. it has to be the best non-halo XB360 game ever, even though it's simply a shadow of the PC version.

by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014

craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.

That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.

by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014