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by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010
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I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.
by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006
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Get the Crackerado mug.Name of Australian website ("crackers"), where prostitutes can advertise for free. There are roughly 10,000 ads of this kind weekly listed on this website. Possibly this is why the Australian word "cracker", which means "prostitute" or"nympromaniac".
She is a cracker.
by New looke for luke February 18, 2015
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by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007
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