Cracker

Good fun. Something funny as used in Northern Ireland and made famous by comedian Frank Carson.

thon's a cracker

by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010

Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....

"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

crackattack

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.

I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.

by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006

Crackerado

The uncanny overabundance of white people aka "crackers" found in the state of Colorado

Damn, I was at a rap concert in Crackerado and there were no brothas!

by domeslug December 3, 2003

Cracker

Name of Australian website ("crackers"), where prostitutes can advertise for free. There are roughly 10,000 ads of this kind weekly listed on this website. Possibly this is why the Australian word "cracker", which means "prostitute" or"nympromaniac".

She is a cracker.

by New looke for luke February 18, 2015

Twacked, cracked and totally wacked

A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.

Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.

by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007

Cracker

nickname for a very cool white guy.

Hey, Cracker! What's crackin'?!

by CrackerFaris January 29, 2009