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Cougar Revenge 

Describes a jealousy fueled sabotage plan hatched by a older 30ish 40 something women who has just found out her prey is interested in a younger woman...What distinguishes it from normal jealousy fueled revenge is that
the goal isn't pure "kamikaze" sabotage but to eliminate the younger competition.
Maria just told Felicia that Joe only goes for educated, successsful girls. Then, Felicia blocked Joe on Facebook. Joe never should have told Maria that he was interested in Felicia, because Maria want him for herself...Joe has just been a victim of cougar revenge.
Cougar Revenge by GiorgiodiZante October 28, 2010

cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.
Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.
cougar coma by mollygoodhead January 7, 2010

Cougar Conquerer Kitten 

An attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman's younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away.

"Did you hear what happened to Debra?"

"The cougar? The 42 year old woman with the 28 year old boy toy? no. what? is she ok?"

"he left her for a hot 22 year old Cougar Conquerer Kitten"

Cougar Cub 

The hot daughter of a Cougar
the cougar cub was way hotter than the old cougars
Cougar Cub by DamitD June 7, 2009

Cougar Trough

A feeding trough created for luring cougars into a viewing area. The trough should be 45"-55" long, 15"-20" wide, and exactly 16" deep. If the trough is placed more than 6 inches above the ground it will not be effective in luring cougars. Make sure that you view the cougars from further than 50' away; they are dangerous animals that can attack suddenly; especially if the food in the trough is not prepared correctly. The bait should be fresh, raw meat, with a hint of tomato seasoning. Important! Cougars will rarely visit a cougar trough on the first day it is constructed; be patient!
The best way to observe a cougar in the wild is to construct a Cougar Trough to lure him in.

Cougar Mover 

1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.

2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.
No-fail cougar movers are: Bust a move, I love Rock and Roll, Anything by Aerosmith and most things by ACDC
Cougar Mover by Cougar trapper February 26, 2009