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Jesus Cardona

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.
"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"
by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009
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Cordened Off

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.
Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.
by Hank Benson September 5, 2010
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Corona-Campus

Welcome to Liberty University. Where conspiracy theories and political hoaxes are proven...wrong?
Hey, there's no educational environment more intellectually pure, academically wholesome and reality-grounded.
You mean Corona-Campus?
Where else?
by YAWA March 31, 2020
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Cordova

a person who is determinded, strong, and very attractive.
Damn I would give my middle nut to be a Cordova.
by Fbplyr088 January 20, 2009
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Coronacation

Travel ban being enforced from companies, schools, government, etc. due to the Coronavirus that’s forcing people to stay home and/or telework.
I’m on a Coronacation due to the travel ban so I’ll be attending the conference as virtual attendee.
by Hiker Girl March 11, 2020
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Corona

Bedroom community for families. Clean, safe, with lots of shopping, plenty of housing and good access to freeways and trains. Also has some very upscale areas in the southern vicinity of the city, with golf courses up the wazoo.
Guy1: I'm looking for a nice place to buy a home for my family.

Guy2: Try Corona. It's clean, safe, and family friendly.
by OCDude October 30, 2011
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cordina

a person who throws his arms in the air when frustrated
Q: is Joe being attacked by flies? A: no, he's just being a cordina
by merdaccia April 29, 2008
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