cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

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cooter cave

A female’s vagina that has come across multiple dicks.

Billy: I heard Ashley had a really loose cooter cave
Joe: True, i think I’ve been up there 2 times

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A term for when some one kicks a woman in the vagina.

I saw my neighbors fighting out side and all of a sudden the wife gets the old Cooter Booter

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When a womans cooter has so many vaginal warts it looks like califlower.

Jane needs to see a Dr to treat her cooter flower.

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When two females have sex with the same female, they become Cooter Cousins.

No shit?! You banged her too? That makes us Cooter Cousins

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When your clit gets stuck between a mans gapped teeth.

“Hey Erin, I had sex the other day and my clit got stuck between the guys gapped teeth, it’s called cooter catcher”

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