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Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.
Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.
by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009
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contracism

When a person is given a treatment in his or her favor because of stereotypical attributes not necessarily merited.

Any seemingly racist remark or act that's made by a person out of good will; innocent assumptions made because of race.
A black president is given a longer grace period by his constituency than would a white one. That's contracism.

"Wong? Isn't he Japanese, or something like that? I bet he'd be the guy to see about doing these taxes."

"Don't African Americans have more bones than other humans?"
by creatorcreator October 15, 2009
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contrast ratio

a ratio comparing the attractiveness of a girl's vagina to that of her asshole, it is not meant to be interpreted mathematically but in more of an expressionistic style
"How was your hookup last night?"
"It was terrible, she totally had a 1:1 contrast ratio."
by Jeufaloop October 23, 2009
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Contactable

able to be communicated with, even when away from usual activities or location.
Nikki wasn't at school today but she had her i-phone so she was still contactable.
or
Students are advised to keep a copy of their project and remain contactable in case a rewrite is requested.
by SkinnyTBean June 17, 2011
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penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.
by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009
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no-contact dishwashing

A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
by jps75 January 6, 2010
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full contact ice fishing

ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.
dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.
by TGP! January 12, 2010
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