by Idiot231 February 15, 2020

by 456AtabavA343 June 4, 2025

by yous3rname September 29, 2021

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."
by Izulkara March 14, 2021

by Titan TV Man Plush March 17, 2024

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.
by BenDober September 4, 2019
