Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Columbian Ball Buster

A sexual act in which one partner performs an elbow drop onto the other's exposed testicles, similar to the move popularized by the Columbus, Ohio born WWE fighter Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

"hey did you hear about John and Jessica? Apparently Jessica gave John a Columbian Ball Buster."

"Wow that must've felt great for John!"

by pimpster69420 September 16, 2023

Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian

She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob

by rpsychopath January 13, 2024

Columbia

A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them

Columbia: I wish I was dating Columbia

by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023

Columbia, SC

A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.

"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"

"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "

by Big Block February 15, 2024

columbapie

Super cool butt in the front; undercarriage (Dylan Scott)

Wow I felt that in my columbapie.

Going to get my columbapie waxed!

by Real housewife of the real March 9, 2024

Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.

Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024