to "pull a columbine" is basically doing a typical school shooting, minus the incredibly large amount of infamy, copy cats and social effect that columbine had. basically a lvl 1 school shooting done by a noob who doesn't know how to wash their leather cheerio and smells like doo doo feces.
connor: oh my, im so fed up with being bullied at school even though im the instigator, i think im gonna pull a columbine
penis of johnson: stfu you smelly kid, put your dads hunting rifle away and get some help as well as not be such a bitch at school and no one will bully you"
connor: thanks penis of johnson! now that i've been given some valuable info, i have turned my life around and have become a famous mathematician.
penis of johnson: you're welcome!
*and the school lived happily ever after*
penis of johnson: stfu you smelly kid, put your dads hunting rifle away and get some help as well as not be such a bitch at school and no one will bully you"
connor: thanks penis of johnson! now that i've been given some valuable info, i have turned my life around and have become a famous mathematician.
penis of johnson: you're welcome!
*and the school lived happily ever after*
by penis of johnson. November 10, 2022
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"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"
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by Turnip connoisseur October 5, 2010
Get the Turnip Column mug.Poetic name for the Americas, mostly dating from the nineteenth century, a feminized version of Christopher Columbus' name. Also the name of a popular female personification of the United States around that time, particularly before the construction and dedication of the Statue of Liberty; the Columbia Pictures logo is an excellent example of this allegorical figure. Several cities, counties, neighborhoods and institutions in the U.S. have Columbia as or in their name — especially the capital, the District of Columbia. Canada's westernmost province is likewise named British Columbia.
Columbia is also how dumb people spell "Colombia," a friendly and colorful nation in South America that is unfortunately beset by drug-related conflict.
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