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pull a columbine

to "pull a columbine" is basically doing a typical school shooting, minus the incredibly large amount of infamy, copy cats and social effect that columbine had. basically a lvl 1 school shooting done by a noob who doesn't know how to wash their leather cheerio and smells like doo doo feces.
connor: oh my, im so fed up with being bullied at school even though im the instigator, i think im gonna pull a columbine
penis of johnson: stfu you smelly kid, put your dads hunting rifle away and get some help as well as not be such a bitch at school and no one will bully you"
connor: thanks penis of johnson! now that i've been given some valuable info, i have turned my life around and have become a famous mathematician.
penis of johnson: you're welcome!
*and the school lived happily ever after*
by penis of johnson. November 10, 2022
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columbian drag race

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.
"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"
by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009
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Turnip Column

A large column comprised of turnips.
by Turnip connoisseur October 5, 2010
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columbia

Poetic name for the Americas, mostly dating from the nineteenth century, a feminized version of Christopher Columbus' name. Also the name of a popular female personification of the United States around that time, particularly before the construction and dedication of the Statue of Liberty; the Columbia Pictures logo is an excellent example of this allegorical figure. Several cities, counties, neighborhoods and institutions in the U.S. have Columbia as or in their name — especially the capital, the District of Columbia. Canada's westernmost province is likewise named British Columbia.
Columbia is also how dumb people spell "Colombia," a friendly and colorful nation in South America that is unfortunately beset by drug-related conflict.
by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007
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Columbia

The first of America's space shuttle fleet (Enterprise was actually built first, but never flew in space.). First flight event occurred in 1981. She was destroyed upon reentry into earth's atmosphere in 2003 killing her crew of seven.
Columbia flew her maiden voyage in 1981.
by mj_oblio February 29, 2004
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Columbian Corndog

Sexual act where a man fucks a woman in the ass, pulls his penis out, and notices that he has a piece of undigested corn stuck to his weiner.
Susie: I had Mexican food for dinner.
Tommy: Looks like I'm gettin me a Columbian Corndog tonight.
by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007
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Columbian Ass War

A type of game where you place your hands on your hips and charge at your opponent with great force until your asses meet. Whoever is still standing masters that round
My friends Duncan, Leo, and, Eric played Columbian Ass Wars all day long!
by Ellen (Lola Trueheart) May 30, 2008
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