College of the Ozarks

A school in the middle of nowhere that provides a free college education for the price of your soul and former identity.

"College of the Ozarks holds mandatory church services." "There goes freedom of religion."

Body piercings and long hair are not permitted on the C of O campus.

College of the Ozarks by nonconformyst February 20, 2010

College of Notre Dame of Maryland

An all women's college in Baltimore, MD which is over 100 years old, where every one is awesome, and not everyone is a lesbian contrary to popular public belief in some areas. A rockin school in a small setting, with a cool belltower. Known as CONDOM, for short. Who else could have thought of that besides nuns?!?!

Person 1:"Hey, have you been to CONDOM lately?"
Person 2: " You mean, College of Notre Dame of Maryland, no, but that place is awesome!"

College of Notre Dame of Maryland by Manda P. Schra February 24, 2009

college rock 

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

college rock by Alex November 26, 2004

college ice 

slang for the beer natural ice. Natural ice is a favorite of many college students because of its low price

college ice by REED January 29, 2003

college gold

quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.

"It's not that I'm too lazy to do laundry, it's just that I haven't got enough of that college gold."

college gold by Jack324 November 24, 2007

College Soda 

Beer. Usually the cheapest beer available for college kids (ex. Natty Ice, The Beast)

"Yo, Let's go pound some college soda!"

College Soda by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

college democrats 

Usually one of the two most likely political clubs to be approved by the administration of a college or university. First time members are usually freshmen with just an inkling of political sense or people who hope to find fellow "progressive" radicals. In essence, not too much different from College Repbulicans in that they stage their own protests, act as if they have true political swag, create events that bring protests from the opposing campus "party," and gives you an excuse to start conversations The political shoe is just on the other foot.

Dave became a poli-sci major freshman year and decided to join the College Democrats. He gave his dues and ended up joining a few protests and campaign supporting functions. Eventually, he became friends with the Howard Dean/Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama loving fanatics and rose to be president of the club. In the end, College Democrats provided him with some angsty, allegedly savvy hookups and some decent resume padding.

college democrats by John boy leroy December 14, 2008