Coconut

Used to cut down someone who is either saying something simple or acting in a simple way and wanting you to respond

"hey dad, do you think anyone gives the tooth fairy money when she loses a tooth?"
DAD STARES
"very good son. Coconut"

by Patrick McKiernan January 20, 2009

coconut blonde

Someone with dark hair typically brown... who has blonde moments ALOT

is not her fault shes just a coconut blonde!

by Fisker May 9, 2008

nonnie's coconuts

basically the largest boobs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson Johnny. Nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.

"Nonnie's coconuts are very saggy. What time is it?"
"Oh Johnny, its 11:59. No wonder why..."

by sdfahsokfgln January 12, 2008

Coconut

A Schwarzé trying to be white.

My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)

by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003

coconut monkey

A derogatory term for any Samoan, Pacific Islander, or any native of Oceania. They are dark skinned(monkey)/they live on islands(coconut)

"I swear you hawaiians are shiftless, why dont you get a job you goddamn coconut monkeys!"

by Cornelius Windsor January 6, 2005

coconut

a term used to describe someone of hawaiian descent who braids coconut fibers into rope for the huts.

ooooooooo coconut coconut!!!!!!

by lebjew November 29, 2006

Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

by Rad gorl September 14, 2018