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Spitting Cobra 

The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.
"dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"
Spitting Cobra by rghrbogbaroy February 5, 2013
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double cobra 

2 Fists one ass
I was having a good day, until my dad told me to pull my pants down and started giving me the good double cobra
double cobra by DoubleCorba4lyfe December 28, 2016

striking cobra 

the tail of the end of the turd which rests upon the 'links' of the entire turd and sticks up above the water of the toilet bowl and resembles the snake by which it is named.
Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!
striking cobra by heidi anne April 25, 2006

milking the cobra 

My girl gets what she wants after she is done milking the cobra.
milking the cobra by josh sab December 5, 2007
Ub3r sex toy, or ub3r m3at shield.
Wow Sun-Cobra died for me agian!
Sun-Cobra by God. May 29, 2004

drunken cobra 

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.
drunken cobra by Sonya H. July 24, 2008

Wireless Cobra Tag 

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.
Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.