celefuckingbration

The party you have after your mother-in-law leaves after staying at your house for a MONTH!

We’re having a celefuckingbration after dropping Karen off at the airport!

by BrendaLynda January 9, 2020

cleetus is hit

something that HillyBillys yell when cleetus is hit,
often followed by: "your dead, dead, dead"

*Cleetus gets shot*
Clint: (in HillyBilly voice) CLEETUS IS HIT!

by JoeMama69_420 January 11, 2020

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here!

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL

by Dan glee balls 12342 October 24, 2019

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: Oh golly gosh what a shit fuckin place

by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019

Cheefing

Cheefing is short for vaping. In other words, losers vape and king cheef.

Cheef me nigga!
That boy is cheefing!

by Quick Brown Fox October 28, 2019

Cheefing

Cheefing is a different way to say vaping. In other words, losers vape and kings cheef.

Cheef me nigga!
Never stop cheefing!

by Quick Brown Fox October 28, 2019

Cleetus

A hot rodeo cowboy man.

Cleetus has caused some troubles in the past, like shooting his son 3 times with a shotgun. Besides all that he’s a great man! He has met with myths before, sadly most of them made fun of him for being FAT. He has also ran away from his mother when he was very young. He’s been divorced at least 2-3 times. xD

by UglyEyeballs May 27, 2020