The dried up cum at the tip of your pee hole the morning after sex that causes you to pee in 75 different directions.
by CummyChunky July 17, 2021

Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.
John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.
John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.
by analogpursuits May 21, 2013

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.
"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."
by shortness March 26, 2007

John: Hey can borrow 20$ im broke
Bob:No way get your own damn money
John:Please!!!
Bob:Tough chunks, im not your bank
Bob:No way get your own damn money
John:Please!!!
Bob:Tough chunks, im not your bank
by mrs.pseudonym January 8, 2012

by the jacksus August 15, 2009

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying
by Kuk March 27, 2008

One who is dumb, socially awkward, stupid, homosexualy funny, and/or one who does funny things without trying to and doesn't know why people are laughing.
Because Roman shot himself in the eye with a bottle of lotion, he was considered a chunk dumb the rest of the day.
Because Roman got a 47 on his IQ test, he was called a chunk dumb.
Because Roman got a 47 on his IQ test, he was called a chunk dumb.
by Master of chunk September 7, 2011
