chatting keen

When someone is looking for a fight or an argument you would ask if their keen for a fight by saying are you chatting keen

1child: Your a gimp ill bang you
2child: you chatting keen lad
1:child: yea lets have it lad

by kylebrown da bo55 January 9, 2019

chatting snickers

You are chatting snickers is another way of say you chat shit.
Word made by CHARLEY SAUNDERS

Dave I don’t like this food
:Steve you are chatting snickers

by follow my insta @3aundz August 12, 2019

Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.

"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."

by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020

chasing the bean

when you smoke weed and codeine together

wait did you just start chasing the bean

by @corndogi December 23, 2020

Chasing the pussy

Chasing a chicken shit guy or girl instead of the money.

He was chasing the pussy through the woods until the pussy found and picked up a big stick and hit him with it from behind a tree, knocking loose a few teeth. He should've chased the paper instead.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

cheating on your barber

the ultimate betrayal a barber can feel

Person 1: Yo, I got sick of my barber, so I just tried a new one

Person 2: No! You shouldn’t cheat on your barber!

Me: Yea, You’re “cheating on your barber”

by croissants_and_milk March 25, 2022

cheating tuesday

cheat on your girl once a week always on a tuesday

Well bro are you hyped for cheating tuesday tomorrow

by The Wise Man who know ALL June 12, 2023