Cart

When a person Coughs and Farts simultaneously releasing a sound (or sounds) like The Gates of HELL have been blasted open, but only stench of eggs and beans remain.

Grandpa: "CARTS"
Children: Grandpa... You carted.
Son: Dad that sounds like hell.... And smells like eggs.... And beans.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment July 8, 2019

Golf carting

Riding another nigga

Alfonzo and duke Wellington were golf carting

by Kwdvszn November 10, 2020

cart leaver

A person who 'ain't nobody got time for dat' to put their cart in the cart parking lot; therefore give someone the headache to crash into the cart and scrape Justin Bieber's Ferrari. More simply, a dumb ass who just puts their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot thinking the cart has a brain.

Joe: Why are you late John?
John: Some dumb ass cart leaver left their cart in the middle of the parking spot at Walmart and I scraped Obama's Ford Escape.

by ChefCake May 24, 2017

Cart

Cart is someone who is nice, talented, has a good sense of humor, pretty, and overall perfect.

Me: omg she's a cart she's so pretty nice and everything is perfect about het

by jajarie123 February 15, 2020

Cart

The action of Cumming and farting at the same time.

I carted on my girlfriend's face and she enjoyed it.

by Cartoverfum May 7, 2021

Carted

When you cough and fart at the same time

Ops - I just carted, my bad! :)

by Jallenna December 2, 2022

cartelis

Another name for a female nipple hair.

Can be used as a name; someone loud and unique. Occasionally wets the bed.

"Had to pluck all of the Cartelis out of my tit!"

"That man Cartelis is something else!"

by rywais April 24, 2017