live music capital of the world

Austin, Texas<333
Home of SXSW(South by Southwest) and ACL(Austin City Limits Music Festival), 2 HUGE music festivals.
SXSW is so huge, you better be planning your trip quite awhile before, for hotels get filled up fast.
Down hur, you can find GOOD live music any day of the year.
Yeah, down in the ATX we got it good.

Dude from a band(talking to his band) "Dude, we got to get into SXSW in the Live Music Capital Of The World"

by RaddKelsayNicole June 28, 2008

Captain Crunk

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.

I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.

by puckhead661 May 16, 2006

Captain Jack

A term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.
A mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.

i.e. Captain Jack has led me into choppy seas, or The Captain has taken Kevin to sea and he won't be back for sometime.

by Rob Howe July 18, 2003

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!

Famous quote that COD MW2 player Strixal repeatedly shouts out in-game to noobs he schools.

Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"

by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010

Capital Punishment

The official and legal definition for the death penalty. It is usually the reward for most high-class felonies, such as first-degree murder, rape, etc. In the United States, it is usually carried out by means of lethal injection, but other places in the world still use methods such as firing squad, hanging, and electric chair. Some countries and states have been known to have banned the practice because of its gruesome nature.

In 2005, Stanley Tookie Williams, one of the founders of the Crips gang was awarded Capital Punishment for three counts of first degree murder and larceny. He's probably in hell now.

by publicprosecutor25431 January 15, 2011

capitoolist

An tool of capitalism. These people usually lack in intelligence and are avid consumers.

Randy: Dude..... lets buy this cereal.... if you buy 20 of them you get 10% off a movie ticket!

Michael: Dude.... stop being such a capitoolist.

by Intuitiv3 Infid3l December 10, 2009

captain two inch

captain two inch is mostly used to describe a male and to mock his two inched penis

me : right captain two inch

some person:shut it ya dildo

by xXscottishXx December 30, 2010