Candy Cane

When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.

Frank was so pissed when George candy caned him with his morning wood.

by Stankie Steve April 11, 2011

The Candy Cane

Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.

Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.

by The Pollinator May 12, 2008

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

reverse candy cane

Sexual activity when the male gives the female sleeping pills and/or nums her tonsils via sterile needle, and violently hip thrusts his penis into the mouth of the female until his penis is covered with 12% saliva and 88% blood.

No way Dan, only knew her for a day and already got to do a Reverse Candy Cane on her?

by Frankie Collins December 8, 2007

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

Canelo

an annoying dog that will bark if he hears one little sound. Cry's if he doesn't get what he wants.

"Canelo is begging for food and is starting to cry"

by buterasangel November 1, 2019

Rusty Dwyane Cane

When your girlfriend tuggs your wiener in the shape of a candy cane

My girl gave me a Rusty Dwyane Cane last night

by Obab Garap January 3, 2010