can i ask you a question? 

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid

Dude1: Can I ask you a question?

Dude2: Shut your face

can i ask you a question? by CA3B20A3G October 1, 2007

can i ride? 

Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way

1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍

can i ride? by Tayx.💜 November 26, 2016

can i shag ur nan 

To place your hand upon one’s head to shag them and it is a symbol of honor.

can i shag ur nan, i would be very honored if you allowed me to.

can i shag ur nan by I will shag ur nan May 10, 2019

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i? by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

can of whoopass 

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

can of whoopass by Danbridge November 22, 2006

can't hug every cat 

An idiomatic expression similar to "you can't have your cake and eat it too". The phrase originated from a viral youtube video in which a girl professes her love for cats but is devastated that she can't hug every cat, despite how much she wants to.

Debbie: I bought all this cake and food for my birthday party, but because I bought so much food I don't have any money left to pay my friends to attend. I guess you just can't hug every cat.

can't hug every cat by Pazz-Dawg July 30, 2011

Can't Wait 

Enthusiastic anticipation

NY Jets Linebacker Bart Scott barked . . Can't Wait . . the never-shy Scott shouted when told . . Congratulations, see you in Pittsburgh’ after New York’s 28-21 victory over the New England Patriots in the NFL playoffs.

Can't Wait by Fire4 January 22, 2011