A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.
Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.
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a chronic illness, usually fatal, caused by extreme stress continuous confusion; symptoms include palpitations of the heart and endless depression (dysthymia).
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"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.
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Get the ap calculus mug.A generally nice person who bully's little kids on the bus, the blames it on them. He's funny and good at flirting-at times- and makes you laugh when needed. He claims to have a large penis but you never know? Callum's have Friday takeaway nights every Fridays which are extremely unhealthy! It would be nice if Callum's had six packs but you don't get anything these days. Callum's have nice hair and tends to be long-ish. They need to learn how to smile properly and have a better sense of humour. They are naturally crazy in the head and some may be mentally disordered. Overall, Callum's are great and nice to be around. They are good company and have similar interests to people. They are too tall though so shrink!
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