cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

Jamie Cook

Jamie Cook is the guitarist of the british band Arctic Monkeys. His birthday is on 8 July 1985. He is married and has a child

Jamie Cook on the BROWN guitar

by death_ramp July 23, 2018

Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

by anonymous June 10, 2017

cooking off

exploding, blowing up

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.

by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018

Thats Cooked

To not be correct or say something absolutely ridiculous

Mate thats cooked

by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 22, 2020