Back-up Comment

When a person writes two or more consecutive comments on facebook, using the subsequent comments to add more detailed information, usually to prevent themselves from appearing ignorant or idiotic to others who may question the legitimacy of the original comment.

Joe's Status: Feel so drowsy today.

Mark's First Comment: Don't you mean, DRAW-SAY :p LOL!

Mark's Second Comment: You had to be there to get that.

Mark's Third Comment: At the party, I mean.

Mark's Fourth Comment: Joe got totally pissed whilst we were playing charades.

Joe's First Comment: Way to go with the back-up comments...douche

by bk-kaboom February 23, 2010

Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

by MegaMilk January 21, 2015

Thirst Comment

When one comments on a social media picture or video awkwardly and publicly complimenting the people in the picture/video.

Connor left a thirst comment on my picture about his girlfriend.

by Yeehawthotiana June 3, 2019

Commentary Club

Commentary club is a very epic poggers club that need to recruit fiji :P

p1: i got a new iphone
p2: thats so commentary club

by Gucci Gang Kieran December 2, 2020

Commander Bunnypants

Lord of #mefi, defender of freedom, and champion of justice.

Commander Bunnypants saved the day, yet again!

by Not Me May 28, 2003

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005