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Coit

100% car boy - knows everything about cars, can listen and know what car is passing without looking. If they don’t drive a manual vehicle, they aren’t a real Coit. Coits are really smart and handsome. Coits don’t stand out in the crowd but once you get to know him he is a great guy to have around. He is loyal, and will do anything for anyone. Guys named Coit can do anything they set there mind to, but HE has to decide that for himself. Coits don’t like getting told what to do and if they feel too much pressure will shut down. They are extremely stubborn, but when you get to know him he will tell you everything. They have a great sarcastic sense of humor and are usually the DJ at parties. They love being with others but are never the center of attention. They always want everyone to have a good time. Coits are hard to find and harder to catch, but if you have one, you’ll have them for quite some time ;) *Disclaimer: Coits sometimes have commitment issues*
“Wait. What’s his name again? Cleet?” Friend
“C.O.I.T coit” You

“Gotta call Coit, cars makin that weird noise again”
by Ginger711 November 23, 2021
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post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
by iggaboo March 6, 2010
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coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.
Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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Comet

piece of weed that shoots through your pipe, gets in your mouth.
"Fuck, another comet, my teeth are turning green..."
by jenzme3 April 9, 2006
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Coitus

A nerdy word for "sex"
Sheldon doesn't want to have coitus until after he had his first child.
by presidenko_putin April 8, 2015
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twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals
look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.
by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007
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comethru

When this is told to someone, “comethru” typically means to come over to their house or “crib” for possible sexual relations. Aka to come over and have sex.
Girlfriend: hey wyd??
Their S.O: Not much.. kinda bored.. want u to comethru tho😏
Girlfriend: i’ll be right over babe.
by Gaygirlchief March 3, 2019
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