Chili Dogging

When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.

Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.

by ThefriendlyTaco May 03, 2017

Chili Pussy

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.

Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.

by hel112570 July 23, 2016

clit chili

Made like chili with beef, only substitute severed clitoris’ in place of the beef. A midwestern spin on a Tex-mex favorite.

Serve me up a piping hot bowl of Doris’ clit chili, now would ya, Vern?

by RickyPacific September 19, 2020

chili dippin

Just putting the tip of a penis in a girls ass

She didn't want my whole dick up her ass so I was just chili dippin

by wildbill333 January 31, 2015

Chili Dick

1. when you eat so much chili at Super Bowl, your dick don't work.

2. a dick that tastes like chili

Can't fuck tonight, boo. I Got's chili dick.

by T-Wrecks January 10, 2019

Chili Wild

Very cool or beyond belief.

That ride is "Chili Wild"

by jump64 September 09, 2011

chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot January 30, 2016