Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.

Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon. Now he has Cannabis Courage.

by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019

Cannabanoid Intaker

Someone who does not want to be classified as a pothead despite being one

No, I’m not a pothead—I’m just a cannabanoid intaker.

by shrek’s tatas September 1, 2019

Canaan

Canaan is the weirdest person ever. Besides that they are so loving and caring. They warm your heart. There smile makes you smile. They are so amazing and funny to be around. They might you up when you are sad. Canaan gives AMAZING advice. When you are sad they make you happy. You never want to leave their side. You pray that they will never hate you because to lose someone that amazing is so heart breaking. They love and care about you so much.

You are so weird Canaan, but thank you for making me smile.

by Penny.dog12 September 17, 2019

Cannaburculosis

The whopping cough you get after smoking cannabis aka pulling a big bong hit

Omg I think I have cannaburculosis

by DBAllin November 14, 2019

Canaan

A label used to identify someone who appreciates being creamed

Rachel: Hey Patrick! I got cream pied yesterday!
Patrick: Lmao, what a Canaan

by ChikCock December 3, 2019

Cannabbatical

A “cannabis sabbatical”. Taking a tolerance break so that when you smoke again, it doesn’t take much to get you faded.

I’m out of weed, so i might as well just go on a cannabbatical.

by bbymma February 20, 2020

Canman

Lincoln's future job. It's much like a gigolo, but instead you go down on man(south incase you don't know, since y'know your

geog not that good)

That guy's a canman'. Have you heard he hasn't interacted with the opposite sex for years and keeps hitting his homie up for sexual needs?

by Jiaxinxyaorong February 22, 2020