crapola

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010

crappuccino

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

Jam a bastard in it you crap

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009

rap is crap

Bad music. shoudent be considered music. overplayed and has too many followers. makes you wanna take a dump all over what ever sort of rap your listing to.

Omfg what is this rap is crap. *shits on the speaker*.

by Dylan. September 16, 2007

crap chute

An incorrect interpretation of "crap shoot" which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of craps.

This has nothing to do with crap the excrement or a physical chute.

"Blind dates are a real crap chute because they always end up shitty.
I think you mean crap shoot which has nothing to do with shit."

by mailbox47 January 23, 2011

Writer's crap

A condition in which a writer, despite suffering from 'writer's block' insists on continuing the book and writing whatever comes into their head.

See Twilight.

Twilight Fan: Dude, have you read twilight?!
Person: Yeah, I thought Stephenie Meyer was suffering from Writer's Crap all the way through.

by rozkk. August 3, 2009

CrapDonald's

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.

I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008