Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

butter likes to fly

the explanation of how butterflies came to be made. :3

Butter likes to fly!!!

by Clovenshepard Original December 10, 2020

Shutter Butter

Term for a Photo or a Picture that is super nice looking.

A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.

Wow! That picture is some serious shutter butter.

Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.

That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)

That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.

by Camera_Joy February 10, 2023

peanut butter canoe

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

by Ami Pond March 15, 2023

Daddy's Butter

A term used to refer to Nutella that you don't want your kids to eat so you can have it all.

Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.

by MM406 November 27, 2016

make nut butter

to masturbate

Variation: to churn out nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!

by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017