Peanut Butter Lies

An intentional fabrication of the legitimate use of peanut butter with the end of goal of anal sex.

Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"

^ Peanut butter lies

by Frank Inhaler January 8, 2015

Prune Butter

Revenge ingredient Americans serve to relatives on holidays.

I used Prune butter because I enjoy ass spraying mayhem during the holidays.

by MobileInfantry March 1, 2016

Porcelain Butter

The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.

Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!

by DanK13 January 25, 2017

peanut butter mousse

When a man places peanut butter on his penis, has anal sex with a woman, and let's his dog lick the peanut butter off the woman's asshole.

Tusk really enjoyed that peanut butter mousse with his parents last night

by Ihatedk69 August 6, 2017

Peanut butter burrito

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.

When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.

by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018

safe peanut butter friday

To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by carlito :) May 29, 2022

better than bieber

this is a term that has been showing up very frequently in the youtube comment section. You can find at least one person saying this under any video on youtube. This is usually said when a video is deemed by the person to be much better than listening to justin bieber's music.

msstacybieber: i hate this video they totes make fun of my precious justin.

neon471: better than bieber

trolldudelololol: PINGAS!!!!

by Michelle Maniac September 9, 2010