Call center jargon. This is the excuse that a call center or your hiring agency gives you for your being canned.
"My bullshit reason for Stream was they said I was browsing porn" Jeremy said, "even though they have a blocking proxy installed and I wasn't at my workstation when it supposedly happened."
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
Get the bullshit reason mug.Bellyshit (n.) – digested food which weighs heavy in the abdomen prior to expulsion, sometimes amassing after a large, fried meal.
"I feel like I’m holdin’ in about at least a gallon of bellyshit."
"You're either pregnant, or you're holding a lot of bellyshit. "
"Turkey? I'll pass. I really don't feel like having a bunch of bellyshit this week."
"That chick had a full tank of bellyshit when I was fucking her."
"You're either pregnant, or you're holding a lot of bellyshit. "
"Turkey? I'll pass. I really don't feel like having a bunch of bellyshit this week."
"That chick had a full tank of bellyshit when I was fucking her."
by Friar Gloam December 7, 2009
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Fictional reference source for information of a suspicious or questionable nature. Often provided (sarcastically) in response to hearing some "bullshit". Can be helpfully offered as the source when one hears something that is obviously bullshit.
Me - "I read on this website that he snatched some guy's eyeball out with his fingers. Then he gave the dude first aid AND charged him for it!"
Her - "Really, where did you read that? On bullshit.com??"
Her - "Really, where did you read that? On bullshit.com??"
by donkeybigbird May 12, 2006
Get the bullshit.com mug.In total disagreement with what another requests of you, or something totally against your belief, or an absolutely rediculous request. ultimately annoying
the want me to work a double shift, thats pussy bullshit.
im tired of Susies pussy bullshit all the time
im tired of Susies pussy bullshit all the time
by snookie pie January 16, 2009
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Get the Utter bullshit mug.While Ken was playing Xbox live a guy sucked so bad he turned to cheating! Ken yells at the screen "Nigga Bullshit!"
by SmallKnick January 23, 2010
Get the Nigga Bullshit mug.When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree
After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left
by TheSeeker4 September 3, 2010
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