the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!
Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!
John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.
John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.
by fairly john wright April 27, 2008
Get the soggy brocolli mug.adj. a vegetarian with a particularly rampant fetish for brocolli fuelled by a true lack of meat. Usually under the impression that being vegetarian is some kind of revolutionary life choice.
"you tree hugging brocolli heads had better off my land or i shall strike you down with a slab of meat marinated in sheeps blood, boiled in the blended remains of a chicken and seasoned with smoked pigs anus!"
by Nick Williams August 16, 2006
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Dorv: Hey bro!!! you going to the party tonight?!
Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!
Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!
Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!
Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!
by Smokay McPot September 14, 2009
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Get the chopping broccoli mug.While fucking a girl Doggy style or from behind, You take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her ass with the flower sticking out. when you jizz you jizz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her ass.
by CRZY-C March 4, 2010
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When two men are walking and an attractive female approaches, the prankster will quickly grip his friends hand. His friend will instantly pull away in an attempt to not appear homosexual. The brodeo is a success if the prankster is able to successfully pass the female without loosing his grip.
When two men are walking and an attractive female approaches, the prankster will quickly grip his friends hand. His friend will instantly pull away in an attempt to not appear homosexual. The brodeo is a success if the prankster is able to successfully pass the female without loosing his grip.
by alantoid April 4, 2009
Get the Brodeo mug.when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.
i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
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