deal breaker

A "deal breaker" is a gigantic, massive shit that you have to take before an important event. Typically, the "deal breaker" feels like an unstoppable force. The name is derived from the following: If part of your work involved meeting with clients, and one of these unstoppable shits happened while you were meeting with said client, causing you to shit your pants...well...that would certainly be a "deal breaker".

I was driving down the interstate praying to God and Baby Jesus for a Rest Area, 'cause I felt a massive deal breaker coming on and there was no stopping it.

by mad genius August 24, 2011

Becker

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.

Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

Alternative-

Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."

by mfdl September 25, 2010

late breaker

Type of driver (generally a talking female) who continually puts the brakes on last second narrowly escaping a rear-end collision.

Late Breakers are easy to spot because the front passenger always has one hand braced against the dashboard.

by KIOPDX January 18, 2008

Back breaker

A sexual performance where the man is engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl through her anus. As she is penetrated fiercefully, she will begin to moan. One the moaning begins, the man simply slams her in the back with a sledge hammer.

One of my personal new favorite sexual fantasies is the back breaker. I love seeing her bones shatter to dust!

by RiOdO April 30, 2006

plate breaker

A Greek descendant, the term was derived from one of their oldest and most cherished rituals.

I hate that John Stamos. He's such a dirty plate breaker.

by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008

luke becker

luke becker is a fucking man whore. Doesn't know when to stop using women.

"oooo he's cute"
"don't fall for him he looks like a luke becker"

by _Y0ung_sinner February 20, 2017

Breckenridge Hug

It is the sexual gratification one receives after being deceitful

James - I have house in Breckenridge
Rando - O rly? *slobs knob*
James - LOL, JK. Wipe ur face, Thanks for the Breckenridge Hug

by Master of the Slopes September 23, 2010