Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.
Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"
Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."
Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."
Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."
Alternative-
Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"
Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."
Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."
Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."
Alternative-
Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"
Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
by mfdl September 23, 2010