Academic Boner

School turns you on.
Education gets you off.

Rick: Hey Yoshi, let's get a boner together at school.

Yoshi: What the fuck?!

Rick: An Academic Boner that is!

Yoshi: Yeah! let's do it!

*High Five!*

by RicknYosh March 24, 2011

stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Kill Boner

A boner induced by the act or thought of taking another's life.
Also known as a death boner.

"Jon": Rob, I didn't shoot the DJ. But I do have a boner.
Rob: Well "Jon" thats what we federal agents call a "kill boner".

by Count Samizoth October 27, 2010

spirit boner

noun- 1) the result of getting extremely excited from a college sporting event.
2)The exhilaration from expressing overwhelming pride for one's alma mater.
3) Literally getting so spirited for your school that you become sexually aroused.

"WOW! I was so pumped when the Bruins came back to win in over time that I had a raging spirit boner!"

by C.T. McGee December 9, 2008

show boner

A penis that has been deliberately coaxed to a state of partial erection so its owner will appear better endowed than if it were completely flaccid (yet not like some sort of pervert, as he would were it completely erect)

Nyquilla busted in on me dropping a deuce and saw my johnson before I even had time to work up a show boner.

by Big Gus Dickus August 1, 2008

Heart Boner

when someone says something really cute and your heart starts beating fast. normally causes a rush of blood to your heart just like a normal boner.

me: omg i was talking to austin last night and he gave me the biggest heart boner.
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies

by baml1234 April 21, 2019

water boner

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.

when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.

by bonermaster787 June 7, 2009