bloempie 

getting your knob polished while you are sitting on the crapper.

my wife was kind enough to give me a bloempie before work. we were pushed for time.

bloempie by NaughtyByN8ure September 14, 2009

Blogedian 

A person who writes a very funny blog.

Jen writes a great blog. She's a real blogedian.

Blogedian by margag March 22, 2010

Blaverage 

adj. A portmanteau of the phrase 'Below Average'. Not quite as good as expected and just generally disappointing.

After all the hype over it's release, the video game 'Haze' was really blaverage

or

Customer - "Man, this burger is seriously blaverage"

Blaverage by Korsyn01 May 29, 2010

blokey pants 

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).

'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again

blokey pants by angel555 September 16, 2010

blogerent

–adjective,

1.
the state of being while reading blogs, blogging, or writing online while intoxicated, drunk, smashed, or annihilated.

Last night she went to write on her blog after 20 shots--needless to say, she was blogerent!

blogerent by the blogerent blogger December 2, 2010

blokecabulary 

the male vocabulary, often missing words that are in a normal vocabulary,

the word sorry doesnt exist, but the word beer footy and sex does,

" sorry honey" ,

"no your not, sorry isnt in your blokecabulary

blokecabulary by celtica189 January 21, 2011

blogversation 

(blog-ver-sa-tion) "blog+conversation" Describes a type of conversation; where it was initiated and/ or where it is being discussed.

I read about them, in a blogversation online.

blogversation by Omar Foshizzi March 13, 2011