blomonge

like a bird call but for humans so basically if you want someone’s attention you shout this and the other person shouts it back

daughter: *on their phone*
mum: blomongeeeee
daughter: *looks up from their phone* blomongeeeee

by The Superior and The Spesh December 12, 2021

Blimpist

One who flies a blimp or regularly flies in a blimp.

Hey Anita, Matt told me you changed jobs and now you're a blimpist. Nice move! Shame about the pay though, I hear junior-level blimpists make Jack.

by blimpman1969 December 15, 2021

Blimpkin

When attempting a Blumpkin but the receiver does not defecate and only a fart comes out

I didn't have to shit today... so all I could get from the old lady was a blimpkin

by Yellit1214Y February 10, 2022

Blimp Pop

When you pop a pimple bigger than your eye and it frickin explodes everywhere and its disgustang

We got a goddang blimp pop again!

by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

Blimpie

To inflate someone's foreskin by blowing into the tip orally and holding off the tip like a blimp or balloon.

Is nova uncut?

I dont know ask them if they want a Blimpie.

by Aitrus Otter March 21, 2022

blomgtics!

The one damn thing arin said I still cant understand!

Person 1: Blomgtics!
Person.

by UwU nya! June 13, 2022

blomgtics!

The one damn thing arin said I still cant understand!

Person 1: Blomgtics!
Person 2: wat.
No

by UwU nya! June 13, 2022