cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure

alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation

by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009

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Busted Blocker

When a person wears fashionable sunglasses that give their face the impression they are much more attractive than they are in reality. When you see them without the sunglasses you are taken aback.

"Look at that girl in the bikini.

Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."

"How did she get with him?

She totally rocks the busted blockers"

synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).

by Skyhawk President September 9, 2009

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clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

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Ghost Blocked

When you try to hook up with someone and they keep mentioning someone elses name who is not there.

I tried to hook up with Sarah last night, but I kept getting ghost blocked by some guy named david.

by Jdubb29 January 16, 2015

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Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

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