bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017

Bleach

a liquid used to pour in your eyes after seeing Donald Trump's nudes. It also can act as a drink if you're feeling dangerous.

"Hey Jim, you want to go to the store a buy some bleach with me? I need to pour it into my eyes because I just accidentally clicked on some NSFW content on reddit!"

by ToeSnacher42069 June 17, 2020

sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa August 21, 2016

Bleach queen

Someone who overcomes great adversity in the face of puke and kicks that sickness’s ass with bleach. She is a holy rockstar and can do amazing things! And she will topple the capitalist patriarchy any day now!

That must have been hard... but she can do it, she’s a bleach queen after all.

by FireDragon!!! January 17, 2019

Lemon Bleach

Hello my name is Mr Lemon Bleach and i will be your physics teacher! In this class we will learn how to drink lemon bleach!

Lemon bleach is guuuuuuud

by MrLemonBleach June 8, 2018

Bleach

A popular shounen anime in which ichigo kurosaki does some gnarly shit with a sword or if your humor is still stuck in 2016 a beverage which you would drink after watching something cringe

Person 1: Aye what’re you watching?
Person 2: bleach

Person 1: that’s what I drink

Person 2: your parents don’t love you

by LilFlightRisk May 25, 2021

Bleach

A really popular drink among depressed teenagers. Shit taste way better than the cocaine they put in the Coke you’re drinking. Well, drink’s filled with pure chemical, but after all, why not risk your money for that WW1 chemical taste baby, plus a ticket to the hell you’ve always wanted to! It’s a good deal kids

P1: “Hey i heard John just bought some bleach”
P2: “Oh damn i can’t wait to get my hand on that sweet drink tonight lol”

by lightblueToast June 28, 2020