To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
Get the Jacksonville Birth Controlmug. by milfs 101 June 3, 2022
Get the birth canalmug. 
Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.
by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017
Get the Birth Controlmug. Usually single child males, one that stands in the spectrum of normality when it comes to the birth spectrum. Side effects include, saying 6-7 repeatedly, casual sexual relations with femboys/lady boys, and confusion when speaking to a higher authority.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
Get the Birth normiemug. Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.
by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021
Get the Bad birthsmug. by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 8, 2022
Get the Reverse-Birthingmug.