Beardsen Backles

The nickname given to Jensen Ackles with a beard.

Beardsen Backles looks good today! I hope he never shaves.

by OmgWhyAreAllThePseudonymsTaken May 14, 2021

beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.

Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.

by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023

Cowboy Beard

Thick chest hair.

Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.

by RickyWaynthBishop January 11, 2012

The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.

The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.

by By and Large March 19, 2015

gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.

"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"

by BeardProbs September 23, 2015

queer beard

A man with so much detail into his beard that it becomes queerish in its own disign.

Look at shane's "Queer beard"!

by Cronomass November 4, 2017

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018